Subject: Prescription?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jan 17 2001 - 08:02:35 EST
"Prescription?"
A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband
one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to
improve his stamina. A month later, when Mrs.
Stone came in for another visit, the doctor
asked, "How are we doing with the pill and
the whiskey?"
Mrs. Stone answered, "Well, he's a little
behind with the pills, but he's about six
months ahead with the whiskey."
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"At Casino"
The wife of a Las Vegas doctor telephoned a
local casino and asked to have her husband
paged.
"Sorry, Madam," came the reply, "The house
does not make doctor calls!"
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"How Long?"
Casey came home from the doctor looking
very worried. his wife said, "What's the
problem?"
He said, "The doctor told me I have to take
a pill every day for the rest of my life."
She said, "So what? Lots of people have
to take a pill every day their whole lives."
He said, "I know, but he only gave me
four pills!"
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