Subject: Shame?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 15 2001 - 09:01:40 EST
"Shame?"
Little Mary was supposed to bring fifty cents
to school for a workbook, so she went to ask
her father for it. She found him in the bathroom,
stark naked, and in the excitement she forgot all
about the fifty cents and asked, "Daddy, What's
that?" Her dad said, "That's what I call 'a shame'."
Next day at school, when the teacher asked for
the fifty cents, Little Mary said, "Daddy couldn't
give me fifty cents because he wasn't wearing
his pants."
The teacher replied, "Doesn't your father have
any shame at all?"
Little Mary said, "Oh, yes, ma'am, he has one,
but it's not as big as the one the principal gave
you last Thursday..."
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