Subject: Honeymoon Breakfast
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 15 2001 - 09:00:25 EST
"Honeymoon Breakfast"
The first morning after the honeymoon, the
husband got up early, went down to the
kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast
in bed. Naturally, she was delighted.
Then he spoke: "Have you noticed just
what I have done?"
"Of course, dear. Every single detail!"
"Good. That's how I want my breakfast
served every morning."
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"Between Mother And Daughter"
A man was standing first in line for tickets
from those who had canceled their
reservations to a sold-out play.
The manager said he had two together, and
pointed to the two women behind the man.
"You wouldn't want to come between Mother
and daughter, would you?"
The man turned around, and replied, "No.
I did that once, and regretted it right up
until the divorce."
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