Subject: Professor's Choices
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Feb 23 2001 - 09:41:37 EST
"Professor's Choices"
An English professor announced to the class;
"There are two words I don't allow in my class.
One is gross and the other is cool."
From the back of the room a voice called out,
"So, what are the words?
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"Come Again?"
An English teacher spent a lot of time marking
grammatical errors in her students' written work.
One overly busy day she sat at her desk rubbing
her temples.
A student asked, "What's the matter, Mrs. Sheridan?"
"Tense," she replied, describing her emotional state.
After a slight pause the student tried again, "Er...
What was the matter? What has been the matter?
What might have been the matter?"
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