Subject: Playing Doctor
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 22 2001 - 20:15:18 EST
"Anatomy Lesson"
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation
of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer,
he said: "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I
should turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run
into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "'Cause yer feet ain't
empty."
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"Playing Doctor"
After discovering her young daughter playing
doctor with the neighbor's boy, the angry
mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged
him to his house and confronted his mother.
"It's only natural for young boys and girls to
explore their sexuality by playing doctor at
their age." the neighbor said.
"Sexuality my foot!" The mother yelled. "He took
out her appendix!"
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