Subject: A Doll Secretary
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Feb 23 2001 - 09:42:05 EST
"A Doll Secretary"
A man comes home with his daughter, whom
he has just taken to work. The little girl asks,
"Daddy, Daddy, I saw you in your office with
your secretary. Why do you call her a doll."
Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man
explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very
hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't
believe, she knows the computer system, and
is very efficient."
"Oh. I thought it was because she closed her
eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
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