Subject: Weather Predicting Cleared Up
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Feb 21 2001 - 21:52:22 EST
"Weather Predicting Cleared Up"
To tell the weather, go to your back door
and look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's
probably raining. But if the dog is standing
there really soaking wet, it is probably raining
really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the
wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably
snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like
this, you have to leave the dog outside all the
time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Sincerely,
The CAT
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"The Rescue"
My sister and her husband recently went on
a scuba diving trip with a group of friends.
They had nearly finished the days dive and
were preparing to head in for the evening.
One man was left in the water and as he was
coming to the surface, he saw a fish swim by
that had a pair of false teeth in its mouth. The
fish evidently decided it could not eat this strange
substance and dropped the teeth. The man was
able to grab then and went about getting out of
the water.
There was quite a commotion on the deck as
one woman was really upset that she had
washed her mouth out with water and her teeth
fell overboard.
Realizing that he was the hero of the day, he
says, "Is this them?"
Now, what are the odds of seeing a fish with false
teeth or a rescue of teeth being that swift?
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