Subject: How Long Would We Have?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Feb 21 2001 - 04:07:39 EST
"How Long Would We Have?"
The skydiving instructor was going through the
question and answer period with his new students
when one of them asked the usual question always
asked: "If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve
doesn't open, how long would we have till we hit
the ground?"
The jump master looked at him and in perfect
deadpan answered:
"The rest of your life."
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"Three Day Pass"
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the
Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the
Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass?
You must do something spectacular for that
recognition!"
So the soldier comes back a day later in an
Arab tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How
did you do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the
border with the Arabs. I approached the border,
and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up,
the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the
Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a 3-day pass?
So we exchanged tanks!"
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