Subject: Quickies
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Feb 21 2001 - 21:53:03 EST
"Quickies"
A big, mean guy approaches the Produce Clerk
demanding, "I want a half head of lettuce!"
The clerk goes to the manager & says, "Some
big idiot wants a half head of lettuce..." He looks
over his shoulder & the customer is right behind him.
"...And THIS gentleman would like the other half."
After taking care of the customer, the manager
says, "You're quick on your feet. We need
enterprising young people like you who can roll
with the punches. How would you like to manage
one of our new locations in Canada?"
To this the young clerk replies, "Only whores and
hockey players live in Canada!"
The manager responds, "My wife is Canadian!"
The young clerk replies, "And what position does
she play?"
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