Subject: The 100 Best Pickup Lines, Part II
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 13 2001 - 10:58:15 EST
"The 100 Best Pickup Lines, Part II"
51. So, do you like bagels or muffins in the morning?
52. When's our wedding?
53. Bring on the gin, we've just found the tonic.
54. Can I end a sentence with a proposition?
55. Excuse me, weren't you Shirley Maclaine in a
past life?
56. Weren't we married in a past life?
57. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the
hell out of here.
58. Funny, you don't look like a democrat.
59. Hi, I'm employed.
60. Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from
across the room?
61. Perhaps you recognize me from adult movies.
62. There's an aura about you that's hidden, and I
want to bring that aura out.
63. Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or
getting out of them?
64. What's your sign?
65. I want to bear all your children.
66. Love is like a rug. . . walk all over me. . . lie on
me. . . but no animals allowed.
67. Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner.
68. Are those your real eyes?
69. Excuse me, but did you happen to find my
Congressional Medal of Honor?
70. Whatever you do, don't ever cut your hair!
71. Would you like to take a shower?
72. You bring new meaning to the word "alien."
73. Take a chance.
74. Always good for you to see me again.
75. Are you actually beautiful, or do you remind me
of myself?
76. If life is a meat market, you're prime rib.
77. Would you like to be in movies?
78. Don't you know me from somewhere?
79. I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live.
80. My rank is a naval inspector. Let's go to your
place for an inspection.
81. Here's your chance to get to know me.
82. I'm choking, I need mouth to mouth resuscitation.
83. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and
lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
84. I've been noticing you not noticing me.
85. I'm lost. Which way to your house?
86. Excuse me for not getting up. I broke my ankle
falling off my polo pony.
87. Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation?
88. There must be something wrong with my eyes.
I can't take them off of you.
89. You smell delicious.
90. I thought women like you traveled in packs.
91. My drink is getting lonely. Would you like to join
me?
92. So when do you think we'll go metric?
93. I'm just a caraway seed in the bakery of life.
94. Sweetness is my weakness.
95. You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of
business.
96. Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the
stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
97. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl
in the room?
98. I had a really bad day and it always makes me
feel better to see a pretty girl smile, so could you
please smile for me?
99. Hi, are those really yours?
100. Let's go lie down and talk about it.
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