Subject: Things Not To Say On Your Valentine's Date...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 12 2001 - 03:42:22 EST
"Things Not To Say On Your Valentine's Date..."
* Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?
* I really don't like this restaurant that much,
but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before
it expired.
* No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's
not good to mix alcohol and penicillin.
* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs
on you.
* I used to come here all the time with my ex.
* I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said
it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he
doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine
every hour.
* I really feel that I've grown in the past few years.
Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like
you a second look.
* And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity
belching contest.
* I know you said you don't eat anything with a
face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for
you if you ask.
* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that
most people I date just won't be as smart as
I am.
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