Subject: Valentine's Day?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 13 2001 - 10:59:33 EST
"Valentine's Day?"
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that crap for?
People get mushy and start acting queer;
It's gotta be the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's arse!
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak,
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a crock of s**t!
So here's my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my arse... screw the Valentine's Day!
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