Subject: Flashing Light
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Dec 19 2001 - 07:32:47 EST
"Flashing Light"
A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper.
The patrolman told him to get out of the truck,
and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting
something in his mouth as he stepped out of the
cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his
pep pills, the patrolman asked, "Did I just see you
swallow something?"
"Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver.
"Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman.
"Yep, when I saw your flashing light, I knew I was
screwed."
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