Subject: The Name of the Father?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Dec 20 2001 - 06:50:50 EST
"The Name of the Father?"
A Sunday school teacher asked her class,
"What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus'
father's name was?"
A little kid said, "The Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking
about The Verge n' Mary."
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"Who's Jesus Christ?"
A boy is watching television and hears the
name Jesus Christ. Wondering who Jesus
Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him
that she is busy, and to ask his father. His
father is also busy so he asks his brother. His
brother kicks him out of the room because he
doesn't have time to answer his stupid questions,
so he goes downtown and sees a bum in an alley.
He asks the bum, "Who's Jesus Christ?" and the
bum replies, "Well, I am."
The boy, not believing the bum, asks for proof.
So the bum takes the boy into the bar down the
street and takes him inside. They walk up to the
bar and the bartender exclaims, "Jesus Christ,
are you in here again?"
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