Subject: The Blonde's Muff
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Dec 19 2001 - 07:31:52 EST
"The Blonde's Muff"
A blonde studying to be a counselor always went
into her counseling sessions with an ear muff
over one ear.
After a while the supervisor became very curious
and asked her about it.
She replied, "It's for confidentiality."
"Confidentiality?" asked the bewildered supervisor.
"Yes, confidentiality," the blonde explained, "I've
been told what goes in one ear comes out the
other, and I don't want anyone else knowing what
my client says."
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"Community Blondes"
The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in.
They were tired of other students assuming they were
just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where
they felt they belonged. So they pressured the
administration to set up a new Department especially
for them.
The university agreed, and set up the Blonde
Education Department.
The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of
their own where they could gather without being
ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now. They
wanted other students to see that they weren't just
stupid bimbos -- after all, they now had their own
department at the university. So they all opted to
proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde
Education Department which sported the saying:
"I Belong in B.E.D."
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