Subject: The 8 Days of Hanukkah
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 10 2001 - 07:43:39 EST
"The 8 Days of Hanukkah" (....in New York City)
On the first day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the second day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the third day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Three attached viruses,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the fourth day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Four "unsubscribe" letters,
Three attached viruses,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the fifth day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Five Star Trek tales,
Four "unsubscribe" letters,
Three attached viruses,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the sixth day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Six outraged comments,
Five Star Trek tales,
Four "unsubscribe" letters,
Three attached viruses,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the seventh day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Seven thank you notes,
Six outraged comments,
Five Star Trek tales,
Four "unsubscribe" letters,
Three attached viruses,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
On the eight day of Hanukkah
I sent to LadyHawke
Eight "love you" poems,
Seven thank you notes,
Six outraged comments,
Five Star Trek tales,
Four "unsubscribe" queries,
Three attached viruses,
Two Christmas greetings,
And complaints about tasteless jokes.
Thanks to all who wrote! - ^v^ LadyHawke
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