Subject: Courting Farmer's Daughter
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 10 2001 - 07:44:21 EST
"Courting Farmer's Daughter"
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a hillbilly
all want to marry the farmer's daughter.
The farmer says, "Well, y'all got to prove how
bad you want her. You gotta run across that
there field, jump over that barbed wire fence,
swim across that there creek, then run up
and screw the cow that's there, and then
come all the way back."
The English guy takes off first, but gets caught
in the barbed wire. The French guy gets as far
as the creek, but forgets he can't swim, and
almost drowns before he washes up on the
rocks downstream. The hillbilly shoots across
the field, leaps over the barbed wire, swims
across the creek, runs up and screws the cow,
then runs all the way back.
The farmer says, "Well, I guess it's plain to
see... you get my daughter."
The hillbilly says, "To hell with your daughter.
How much you want for the cow?"
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