Subject: Ways To Say 'Your Fly Is Open'
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Dec 07 2001 - 07:43:23 EST
20 Ways To Say 'Your Fly Is Open'
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your
Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower
and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the
upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape
pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach
on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead
of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no
introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see you're
nuts.
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