Subject: Yuppie Women
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Aug 13 2001 - 21:12:53 EDT
"Yuppie Women"
Father to Yuppette's boyfriend, who arrived to take
her on a date: "She'll be right down. Care for a
game of chess ?"
One Yuppette to another: "He likes my company, and
I just love his. I think it's called the First Fidelity Trust."
Two Yuppettes were discussing their current
relationships: "At first he seemed dull and uninteresting,
but when you finally get to know him, he's downright
boring."
The Yuppette was considering the proposal of marriage
she had just received: "Let me hear that part again
where you realize you're not half good enough for me."
The Yuppette was standing on the porch, with her
Mother, watching her boyfriend depart: "But Mother,
I'm positive he's been faithful to me. The seat belts
never need readjusting."
I have a new definition for y'all to consider. A Lesbian
Yuppette is nothing more than a mannish depressive
with delusions of gender.
So many Yuppettes seem to appreciate the quiet
things in life -- Like the folding of a five hundred
dollar bill.
The Yuppette was obviously tiring of her current beau
when she asked: "When people ask me what I see in
you Raymond, what shall I tell them ?"
The bored Yuppette said to her date: "I think I'll have
another drink. It makes you so witty and charming."
The Yuppette was trying to reassure her lover during
sex: "Of course you're not the first man I've made
love to. You know I think more of you than to just use
you as a guinea pig."
It's easy to spot the nouveaux riche Yuppettes in
Columbia, Maryland. They're the ones watering
their flower beds with bottled water.
You'll very seldom see a Yuppette eating a hot dog.
None are certified or warranted by the Kennel Club.
Most Yuppette's have no use for men who try to
mess up the country's economy by living within
their income.
I've noticed the oddest behavior in most Yuppettes.
The only time they won't look in a mirror is when
they're pulling out of a parking space.
This phrase that most Yuppettes use --
"professional woman." I mean, come on.
When's the last time you met an "amateur" one?
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