Subject: What She Says/Means,
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 14 2001 - 07:05:50 EDT
"What She Says:
What She Really
Means:"
"We need"
I want
"This Kitchen is so ____"
I want a new house
"I want new curtains"
and carpet, and
furniture, and ...
"I need a new pair of shoes"
the other 40 are all
the
wrong color
"I only need a soap dish"
We'll check out ALL
the
sale items
"Those are a bargain"
Did you bring your
checkbook ?
"Does this dress look OK ?"
I need a new wardrobe
"Look at this coat!"
Is VISA maxed out ?
"You're so attentive tonight"
Is sex all you ever
think about ?
"It's just... I'm soooo tired"
Get away from me, you
crazy maniac
"It's been such a hectic day"
Get away from me, you
crazy maniac
"Hon! I just did my hair"
Get away from me, you
crazy maniac
"Are the kids asleep?"
Get away from me, you
crazy maniac
"Won't you be late for work ?"
Get away from me, you
crazy maniac
"Turn out the lights first"
My thighs looked
flabby
today
"Of course I like making love"
Is this gonna take
much
longer ?
"You're ... so manly"
You need a shave and a
shower
"You have such a manly scent"
For Lord's sake. Use
some deodorant
"My, don't you look comfortable"
Go put on a shirt,
slob
"So nice to see you relaxing"
Don't sit around in
your
underwear
"I'm not upset !"
Of course I'm upset,
you
moron
"I'm not emotional!"
You'd be too, if you
married an idiot
"I'm not mad at all"
I can't believe
you're
that stupid
"Yes, I'm still talking to you"
I can't believe
you're
that stupid
"I'm not being quiet"
I can't believe
you're
that stupid
"Nothing is wrong"
Other than you're
such
an butthole
"Hang the picture there"
NO -- there ! Can't
you
listen ?
"Hon, I hate to interrupt..."
Turn off the damn TV
"When you get a chance ..."
Get up & do it right
now !
"When you get time ... "
Get up & do it right
now !
"I just remembered ..."
Get up & do it right
now !
"No hurry, but ..."
Get up & do it right
now !
"Did you lock the front door ?"
Get up & go check,
now !
"I think I heard a noise"
Get up & go check,
now !
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