Subject: Renting to a Model
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Aug 13 2001 - 21:11:48 EDT
"Renting to a Model"
Doris & Fred had started their retirement years
and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising
for a lodger in their 2 up 2 down terrace house.
After a few days a young attractive woman applies
for the room and explains that she is a model
working in a nearby city center studio for a few weeks
and that she would like the room for Mondays to
Thursdays but would pay for the whole week.
Doris shows her the house and they agree to start
straight away. "There's just one problem" explains
the model " because of my job I have to have a bath
every night, and I notice you don't have a bath?"
"That's not a problem" replies Doris "we have a tin
bath out in the yard and we bring it in to the living
room, in front of the fire, and fill it with hot water."
"What about you're husband?" asks the model.
"Oh he plays darts most weekdays - so he will be
out in the evenings." replies Doris.
"Good," says the model," that being settled, I'll go
to the studio and see you tonight."
That evening Fred dutifully goes to his darts match
whilst Doris prepares the bath for the model. After
stripping off the model steps into the bath and Doris
is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair. The
model notices Doris's staring eyes, smiles and
explains that it is part of her job to shave her herself,
especially when modelling swim wear or underclothes.
Later when Fred returns, Doris relates this oddity
and he does not believe her.
"It's true I tell you," says Doris, "look, if you don't believe
me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open
and you can peek in and see for yourself."
The next night Fred leaves as usual and Doris prepares
the bath for the model. As the model steps naked into
the bath - Doris, standing behind her, looks towards the
curtains, and points towards the model's naked body.
Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties, points
to her own hairy mass.
Later Fred returns and they retire to bed.
"Well do you believe me now?" she asks Fred.
"Yes" he replies, "I've never seen anything like it in my
life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show your
hairy twat?"
"Just to show you the difference," answers Doris, "anyway,
what's the big deal? You've seen it a millions of times."
"Yes," says Fred, "I have...but the rest of the darts team
haven't."
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