Subject: Uh...Happy Birthday?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 09 2001 - 21:05:22 EDT
"Uh...Happy Birthday?"
There is a friend of mine, an RN at a Chicago hospital.
One evening, when she was on emergency room duty,
a young man came waddling into the room assisted
by his young wife.
"I want to speak to the doctor," he says. "Could you
tell me what the problem is?" replied the woman behind
the desk. "I want to speak to the doctor," he replies. His
wife begins to snicker.
Eventually the doctor comes and gets the story. The
couple are newlyweds. It was her birthday. The man
decided to surprise her. His plan was to insert a small
birthday candle into his erect penis, light it, and walk
into the room singing "Happy birthday to you."
Well, when he inserted the little candle, he coughed,
and the candle was pulled out of sight. The efforts of
his panic only caused the candle to go down further.
The doctor had to sedate him with Valium and recruit
several of the ER staff to assist in extracting the candle.
As the young woman assisted her wobbly husband
out to the car, the laughter from the ER could be
heard for blocks.
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