Subject: Signs You've Bought A Bad Car
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Aug 10 2001 - 11:59:19 EDT
"Signs You've Bought A Bad Car"
~ Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty
Garbage Bags.
~ The car reaches its optimum speed when going
downhill.
~ The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new
needle.
~ The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror
Are Better Than This Piece of Junk."
~ The odometer on the dashboard is not as
sophisticated as the everyday abacus.
~ Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway
you're taking.
~ The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries
Not Included."
~ You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coal.
~ You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet
Pushing.
~ When you approach hitchhikers, they put their
thumbs down. ..
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"Backseat driver"
My wife and I get along just great, except that she's a
"backseat driver" second to none. After years of putting
up with her pestering, I finally decided I'd had enough
and advised her that I would no longer drive with her in
the car.
Later that day, on my way home from doing some
Christmas shopping at the mall, I heard my cell phone
ring as I was merging onto a freeway. It was my wife
calling.
By chance, she had entered the freeway right behind me.
"Honey," she said, "your turn signal is still on. And put
on your lights; it's starting to rain."
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