Subject: A Recent Survey
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 07 2001 - 02:25:05 EDT
"A Recent Survey"
A recent survey was conducted to discover why
men get out of bed in the middle of the night...
~ 5% said it was to get a glass of water...
~ 12% said it was to go to the toilet...
~ 83% said it was to go home.
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"Going Blind?"
A guy goes to the optometrist. The doctor tells
him, "You've got to stop masturbating!"
"Why Doc," he asked, "am I going blind?"
"No," the doctor explained, "but you're upsetting
the other patients!"
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