Subject: Blonde Tycoon
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 07 2001 - 02:24:04 EDT
"Blonde Tycoon"
A blonde fellow is driving along the road when
he sees a sign on a plot of land that reads
"40 acres for sale" and lists a phone number
and in big bold letters the words "WILL DIVIDE."
The man had been considering buying a bit of
land for investment purposes. So he calls the
number and when a lady picks up, he asks her,
"Is Mr. Divide in?"
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"The Boss & The Fax Machine"
I recently overheard a priceless conversation
at the office between my boss, Mr. Lino, and
his secretary, Anita.
Mr. Lino asked, "Do you know anything about
this fax machine?"
Anita replied, "A little. What's wrong?"
"Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back
to say all she received was a cover sheet and
a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing
happened," said Mr. Lino.
"How did you load the sheet?" asked Anita.
"Well...it's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't
want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded
it so that only the recipient would open it and read it."
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