Subject: Pizza Delivery
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 09 2001 - 20:58:54 EDT
"Pizza Delivery"
"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when, Jason,
a college boy delivered his pizza.
"Well," Jason replied, "this is my first delivery,
but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out
of you, I'd be doing great."
"Is that so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's
five dollars."
"Thanks," Jason said, "I'll put it in my college fund."
"By the way, what are you studying?" questioned
the man.
Jason replied, "Applied psychology."
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"Smart Answer"
There was a student who was desirous of taking
admission for a study course. He was smart enough
to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear
for the personal interview. Later, as the interview
progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright
since he could answer all the questions correctly. The
interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.
"Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "What's your
choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE
real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."
The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE
real difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!"
said the man on the opposite side. Tell me : What comes
first , Day or Night ?"
The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said:
"It's the DAY, sir."
"How ???????" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got
you!" he said to himself.)
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a
SECOND difficult question!"
Admission for the course was thus secured.
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