Subject: You Got Gray PouPon?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Aug 03 2001 - 08:57:45 EDT
"Accident"
A little Yugo car smashed into the rear of a Jaguar
as he made a left turn. The driver of the little car
was furious.
"Why didn't you put out your hand?" he demanded.
"What's the point?" shrugged the driver of a Jaguar.
"If you couldn't see my Jaguar, how could you see
my hand?"
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"You Got Gray PouPon?"
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight
next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the
Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to
the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's
a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls?
I've got one in my Yugo!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says
simply, "Yes, I have a phone."
The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey,
you got a fridge in there too? I've got a
fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed,
says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great,
man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You
know, I got a TV in the back seat of my
Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed
by now, says, "Of course I have a television.
A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the
world!"
The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool
car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got
a bed in the back of my Yugo!"
Upset that he did not have a bed, the
driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and
went straight to the dealer, where he
promptly ordered that a bed be installed in
the back of the Rolls. The next morning,
the driver of the Rolls picked up the car,
and the bed looked superb, complete with
silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a
bed fit for a Rolls Royce.
So the driver of the Rolls begins searching
for the Yugo, and he drove all day. Finally,
late at night, he finds the Yugo parked, with
all the windows fogged up from the inside.
The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked
on the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer,
he knocked and knocked, and eventually the
owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.
"I now have a bed in the back of my
Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated
arrogantly.
The driver of the Yugo looked at him and
said, "You got me out of the shower for that?!"
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