Subject: Wisdom
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 01 2001 - 18:02:50 EDT
"Wisdom"
Love is grand,
divorce is a hundred grand.
If marriage were outlawed,
only outlaws would have in-laws.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly and for the
same reason.
I am in shape.
Round is a shape.
Time may be a great healer,
but it's a lousy beautician.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember,
amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else
feels so good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run
over if you just sit there.
There will always be death and taxes; however,
death doesn't get worse every year.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the
right thing at the right time, but also to leave
unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old;
you grow old because you stopped laughing.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible
world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
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