Subject: Telepathic Watch
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Aug 03 2001 - 08:58:11 EDT
"Telepathic Watch"
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes
a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives
her a quick glance, then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date
running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art
watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,"
he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be
broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Darn thing must be an hour fast."
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