Subject: The Younger Brother
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Apr 24 2001 - 21:47:18 EDT
"The Younger Brother"
It seems that a young couple had just gotten married
and spent their wedding night with the young man's
parents.
In the morning the mother got up and prepared a lovely
breakfast, went to the bottom of the stairs and called
for them to come down for breakfast. After a long wait
the family ate without the newlyweds. The mother said,
"I wonder why they never came down to eat."
The groom's young brother said "Mommy, I think..."
"Oh shut up I don't want to hear what you think!" said
the mother, not wanting to hear any inappropriate
comments from the younger brother.
At lunch time the mother again prepared a wonderful
meal and again called the young couple to eat. After
another long wait the family proceeded to eat, and after
the meal was completed the mother once again said,
"I wonder why they never came down to eat?" Once
again the younger brother started to speak, but was
interrupted by the mother.
At dinner time once again the mother cooked a very
elaborate meal, had the table set perfectly and called
the newlyweds to join the family for dinner. After another
long wait the mother once again questioned why they
had not come downstairs all day.
The young lad once again said "Mommy I think..."
"Well what is it that you think?" asked the mother
rather irritated.
"I think that when my big brother came down to get the
Vaseline last night, he got my model plane glue instead."
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