Subject: Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Apr 24 2001 - 21:45:48 EDT
"Top 10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned
Your Internet Password"
E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
You find you`ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups
like alt.recreational.catnip.
Your web browser has a new home page:
http://www.feline.com/.
Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange
aroma of tuna.
Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about
their release of "CyberDog."
Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial
scent to it.
You keep finding new software around your house
like CatinTax and WarCat II.
On ICQ you're known as the IronMouser.
There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the
scratching post.
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