Subject: Golf Holes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 23 2001 - 19:46:16 EDT
"Golf Holes"
A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer
drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised
his friends to play through and he would meet them at the
clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their
friend. After a considerable time he appeared disheveled,
bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what
happened.
He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could
not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in
obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf
ball solidly embedded.
It was a yellow Titlist so he knew it was not his. A woman
comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost
golf ball.
The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked,
"Does this look like yours?" and that was the last thing
he could remember.
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