Subject: Illegitimate Lawyer
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 04 2001 - 06:31:15 EDT
"Illegitimate Lawyer"
For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his
brief vacations at this country inn. The last time there,
he'd finally managed to have an affair with the
innkeeper's virgin daughter.
Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged
his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped
short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you
were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up
here, we could have gotten married, and the baby
would have my name!"
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my
condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin.' We
decided it would be better to have a bastard in the
family than a lawyer."
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