Subject: Exotic Disney Dancers
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 05 2001 - 20:25:51 EDT
"Redneck Honeymoon"
A young couple from the back woods gets
married and is on their way to Disney World
for their honeymoon. When they got within
20 miles, the man put his hand on his wife's
knee.
She said, "Oh, darling, were are married
now. You can go further."
So, he drove to Miami.
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"Exotic Disney Dancers"
I work as a reservations agent for Walt Disney
World in Florida. It's a very festive atmosphere,
and there's often a great deal of background
laughter and noise.
Recently, while on the phone with a women, she
asked about all the commotion in the background.
I explained that our staff was having a party, and
that Chip and Dale had just entered the room.
The woman was appalled. "Frankly," she
condemned, "I'm surprised a place like Walt
Disney World would hire male strippers!"
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