Subject: I'm going to the pub
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 04 2001 - 06:30:47 EDT
"Glasses"
Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband
was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap.
I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said
sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same
handsome young man I married."
"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you
still look pretty good, too!"
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"In The Garden"
One spring morning, my husband and I were in the
garden looking at the flowers he had just planted.
As luck would have it, a bird flew over us leaving his
calling card on my clean white shirt.
When I showed my husband, he didn't miss a beat
and said, "You know, dear, they sing for some folks."
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"I'm Going To The Pub"
A man comes in to the room and says to his wife,
"I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on."
The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his
activity, replies, "Does that mean that you are taking
me with you, darling?"
The husband replies, "No. I'm turning the off the heat."
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