Subject: The Snails Did It
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Sep 14 2000 - 06:28:51 EDT
"Time Line"
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He
opens it up, and no one is there. He looks
all around, and he finally sees a little snail
sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and
throws it across the street into a field.
Ten years goes by, and one day he hears
a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and
no one is there. He looks all around, and he
finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat.
The snail says, "What the hell was that all
about?"
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"The Snails Did It"
A sloth named Herman is walking through the
forest one day. A gang of snails approach him
and beat him up for 7 hours. He is left at the
bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises.
Several hours later, he gathers up enough
strength to go to a local police station.
Herman walks into the Sergeant's office.
"What happened to you? the officer asks.
"A gang of snails beat me up," Herman replied.
"Can you describe what they looked like?"
"I don't know," the sloth says. "It all happened
so fast."
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