Subject: Elephant Buggery
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Sep 14 2000 - 06:28:06 EDT
"Elephant Buggery"
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she
steps on a sharp thorn and falls to the ground in
agony. Just then an ant crawls by. "Damn," says
the bug. "That looks like it hurts. I think I can take
care of it if you hold still." So the elephant grits
her teeth and the ant climbs up on her foot, gives
the thorn a tug, and yanks it out.
"How can I ever thank you?" blubbers the elephant.
"Well," answers the little guy, "I've always wanted
to screw an elephant. Would you mind?"
The elephant is so grateful that she agrees, and the
ant crawls up under her tail. Just then a coconut
falls out of a tree and lands on the elephant's head.
"Ow!!" she yells in a burst of pain.
"That's right," says the ant. "Take it all, bitch!"
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