Subject: Complaint
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Sep 07 2000 - 20:55:23 EDT
"Complaint"
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that
her husband always came home late, no matter
how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do
what I did. Once my husband came home at
three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed, I
called out: 'Is that you, Jim ?' And that cured him."
"Cured him?!" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Ted."
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