Subject: Desires and Needs
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Sep 06 2000 - 14:18:54 EDT
"Desires and Needs"
Someday I guess I'm just gonna get arrested,
but I can't resist off-the-wall humor when people
least expect it. I went into this department store
and was greeted by a female salesgirl, who said,
"Good afternoon sir, and what is it you desire?"
I replied, "What I desire is to whisk you outta here,
take you to my secret hide-away, mix up a big
pitcher of drinks, put on some soft music, and then
make mad passionate love to you all afternoon.
"However, what I need is some underwear and
socks."
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