Subject: Halloween Vampires & Skeletons
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 25 2000 - 07:05:27 EDT
"Halloween Vampires"
Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.
What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound.
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.
What's a vampire's favorite feast?
Fangsgiving Day dinner.
Why did Dracula break up with his sweetie?
She wasn't his blood type.
What kind of car does Dracula drive?
The bloodmobile.
Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
He had bat breath.
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"Halloween Skeletons"
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Why did the skeleton cross the road??
To get to the body shop!
Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school??
Because his heart wasn't in it.
What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes?
A funny bone!
What do skeletons use when they want a chat?
A tele-bone!
What do you get if you leave a pile of bones
in the sun?
A Skele-tan.
Why didn't a skeleton go to a dance?
He had no BODY to dance with.
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