Subject: World Series in New York
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 26 2000 - 08:49:39 EDT
"Top Ten Cool Things About Having
the World Series in New York"
10. We're gonna add a Mike Piazza-style
mustache to the Statue of Liberty.
9. City ordinance says in Subway Series,
the mayor bats cleanup.
8. Regardless of who wins, it's just great
to sit in the stands and watch sweaty guys
hug each other.
7. Finally New Yorkers have something
to help us get over the loss of "CATS."
6. Just think what this is doing to John Rocker.
5. It's more proof that New York City is the
greatest city on Earth!
4. It's easy to get cheap applause by saying
crap like that.
3. I won't have that uneasy feeling I get when
Don Zimmer's out of town.
2. It's so exciting, even people who just moved
here and are now running for senate can enjoy it.
1. More business for the city's illegal knock-off
t-shirt factories.
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"Where Is What?"
One little trick-or-treater is at the door.....
"My that's a nice pirate's costume, sonny."
"Trick or Treat!"
"Where are your buccaneers?"
"They're under my buccan hat, lady, Trick or Treat!"
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"Back For More"
One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to
my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves
and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some
goodies, he returned for more.
"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my
doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked.
"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel.
I'll be back three more times tonight, too."
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