Subject: The Runaway
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 25 2000 - 07:04:30 EDT
"The Runaway"
A very avid golfer was lined up and ready on the
17th tee when out of the woods came a naked
girl who ran past him and into the woods on the
other side of the tee. Being the avid golfer he was,
he once again beared down on the ball and right in
the middle of his backswing a guy in a white coat
ran out of the woods and asked him if a naked lady
ran past.
Our golfer said, "Yes, she ran into the woods". The
guy in the white coat said thanks and ran after her.
Our golfer again prepared to hit the ball when all of
a sudden another man in a white coat came out of
the woods carrying a 5 gallon bucket of sand and
asked if he had seen a man in a white coat come
through her chasing a naked lady. He said yes, they
ran that way through the woods. The man said thanks
and started to run off when the golfer stopped him
and asked, "Hey, what's going on?"
The guy explained, "You see, we work at a sanitarium
nearby. Every now and then that girl gets away and,
all she wants to do is get naked and make love."
The golfer then asked, "Well, what's the bucket of
sand for???"
The guy in the white coat said, "Oh, that's my handicap.
You see, I caught her the last time!!"
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