Subject: Halloween Carpenter
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Oct 24 2000 - 14:36:04 EDT
"Halloween Carpenter"
A woman turned up at the Halloween party, naked.
The doorman told her that it was a fancy dress
Halloween party.
"I am fancy dressed." she insisted.
"So what have you come as?" the doorman asked.
"A Carpenter," she said.
The doorman decides to play along.
"So where are your tools?"
The woman then bent over and showed him
her 'box of saws'.
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