Subject: All Nurses Go To Heaven
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Oct 24 2000 - 14:35:34 EDT
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The inspirational piece "A Lesson," which was sent out on
10/22/00 was written by Susan Ungas "from the editor:
The Most Important People in Your Life" Family Circle 11/1/00.
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"All Nurses Go To Heaven"
Three nurses went to heaven, and were
awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their
case to enter the pearly gates.
The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency
room. We tried our best to help patients, but
occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve
to go to heaven."
St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating
room. It's a very high stress environment and we
do our best. Sometimes the patient is too sick
and we lose them, but overall we try very hard."
St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for
an HMO."
St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator
and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly
going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes
St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says,
"Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven
... for five days!"
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