Subject: Ting-a-Ling
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Oct 24 2000 - 14:34:31 EDT
"Ting-a-Ling"
Three young candidates for the priesthood are
told by the Monsignor they have to pass one
more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor
leads them into a room, and tells them to undress,
and a small bell is tied to each man's penis. In
comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy
belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance
sensually around the first candidate. *Ting-a-ling*
goes the bell...
"Oh Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so
disappointed in your lack of control. Go take a
long, cold shower and pray about your carnal
weakness." The candidate leaves. The dancer
then continues, slowly dancing around the
second candidate and peeling off her layers of
veils. As the last veil drops: *Ting-a-ling* goes
the little bell...
"Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor. "You, too,
are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go
take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."
The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous
dance around the third candidate. Slowly around
him she dances, now devoid of all of her veils,
but the third candidate remains unmoved.
"James, my son, I am truly proud of you," says
the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength
of character needed to become a great priest."
Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the
shower."
*Ting-a-ling*
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