Subject: A Bear and a Rabbit
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 23 2000 - 07:56:26 EDT
"A Bear and a Rabbit"
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking
down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the
frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By
chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have
it for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The
frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I
have seen, I will grant you both three wishes... Bear,
you go first."
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male
he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest,
besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit
asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it
on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the
rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I
wish that all the bears in the next forest were
female as well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle
and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine.
The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking
for these stupid things, after all, he could have
asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and
then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world,
besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said,
"I wish the bear was gay..."
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