Subject: Toxic Diet
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Oct 20 2000 - 10:50:16 EDT
"How To Recondition Your Body For a Toxic Diet"
1. Slowly begin to reintroduce harmful foods.
Suggestions are potato chips, pizza with extra
cheese, white bread, milk, coffee or coke, milk
shakes from edible oil products, fried chicken,
french fries deep fried in beef fat, eggs from
chemically-raised chickens, steak with barbecue
sauce and a small portion of overcooked vegetables.
Throw in a couple of chocolate bars to insure an
optimum toxin level.
2. Eat very few raw fruits and vegetables. If you
must eat vegetables, make sure the life has been
cooked out of them. The best fruits are canned
and preserved in sugar syrup.
3. Give your juice machine away. Drink bottled
or canned juices with vegetable oils. Canned
vegetable juice is fine because all the enzymes
have been destroyed through pasteurization.
4. Swallow food whole. Use butter as a lubricant.
Deep fried foods will require less chewing.
5. Eat as much as you possibly can at one sitting.
This conditions the muscles that support the
stomach to expand, accommodating an increased
volume of food.
6. Avoid fiber at all cost. If forced to eat whole
wheat flour, pick the bits of bran from the bread.
This will allow the food to pass more slowly
through the intestine so the body may absorb
optimal toxic chemicals.
7. Do not exercise. Exercise oxygenates the cells
and triggers the lymphatic system that cleans the
body. Try to remain in an inactive horizontal position.
8. Snack regularly during the night so as to curb the
body's natural tendencies to detoxify during sleep.
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