Subject: Big Gas Grill
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Oct 20 2000 - 10:49:23 EDT
"Big Gas Grill"
A couple had been married for about 15 years,
and one fine summer day as they are out working
in the garden, the man tells his wife, "Man, your
butt is getting fat."
She gets ticked off and moves to another part
of the garden. The husband follows her and says,
"You know, that gas grill over there? I'll bet your
butt is as big as that grill. It's so huge!"
The wife is really upset by now, and tells him he
can finish the garden himself and she goes inside.
The husband, still playful and fixated, finds a
yardstick, measures the grill, goes inside and
measures his wife's posterior and says, "Yup,
they are both the same size."
The wife doesn't appreciate his sense of humor
and is livid! She doesn't speak to him the rest
of the day.
When the man comes to bed that night, he
cuddles up next to his wife and says, "Say honey,
how 'bout it?" She thinks for a moment and pulls
away.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers, "Well, you're crazy if you think I'm
going to fire up that big gas grill for one little weenie."
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