Subject: Dead Drunk
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Oct 21 2000 - 02:58:37 EDT
"Dead Drunk?"
A guy passes out dead drunk, so as a joke
his friends take him to the local funeral parlor
and put him in a casket in the showroom.
When he starts to wake up, he says, "If I'm
still alive, why am I here? And if I'm dead,
how come I have to take a pee?"
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"Drunk"
Six men who were feeling no pain were
staggering down the street about one in the
morning. Laughing and singing loudly, they
walked up to a two-story home. One of them
managed to make it to the door and pounded
on the doorbell insistently. A light came on in
a upstairs window. The spokesman for the
group yelled up, "Is this where Mr. John Smith
lives?"
"Yes, it is. What do you want?"
"Are you Mrs. Smith?"
"I am Mrs. Smith. What do you want?"
"Could you come down here and pick out
Mr. Smith so the rest of us can go home?"
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