Subject: Betty Jo
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 16 2000 - 03:02:34 EDT
"Betty Jo"
Ben was extolling the virtues of his new girlfriend.
In fact, she was so perfect in every way that he'd
asked her to marry him, and she accepted. Why,
he was the luckiest man in the entire universe.
"I'm really happy for you, Ben," his best friend
assured him. "And what did you say this
paragon's name is?"
"Betty Jo," replied Ben, a look of pure happiness
coming over his face at the mere mention of
her name. "Betty Jo Bronowski."
"Not Betty Jo Bronowski!" yelled his buddy. "Ben,
you can't be serious about marrying her. She's
slept with every man in Poughkeepsie!"
A frown passed over Ben's face as he reflected
briefly. "Heck," he responded, "Poughkeepsie's
not such a big town."
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